Who is Johnny Depp?
In math: My solution.
In history: My king.
In chemistry: My reaction.
In art: My heart.
In me: My inspiration. ♥

Dark Shadows
Directed by Tim Burton
Produced by Tim Burton
Graham King
Christi Dembrowski
Johnny Depp
David Kennedy
Richard D. Zanuck
Screenplay by Seth Grahame-Smith
Story by John August
Seth Grahame-Smith
Based on Dark Shadows by
Dan Curtis
Starring Johnny Depp
Music by Danny Elfman
Cinematography Bruno Delbonnel
Editing by Chris Lebenzon
Studio Warner Bros
Release date(s) May 11, 2012
Country United States
Language English

I want to drink rum with Captain Jack Sparrow,
spend a night with Bon Bon,have a shave with Sweeney Todd,
Drink tea with Mad Hatter , eat chocolate with Charlie
and fell in love with Edward <3

8:45 on Saturday
Soon he'll be taking my breath away
My eyes are glued to the LCD
Gonna feel like he's right here with me
I'm a little obsessive
He gets me that way and I just can't help it
I melted the first time that I saw that face
They got it right when they named him "the sexiest man"
All the girls want to see some more of my "Johnny D"

Johnny's my big screen crush
The man I would love to touch
He steals my heart and then
I hit rewind again

My girlfriends think I should get a life
(or a lover)
They know why I'm staying home tonight
Just got my new People Magazine
(he's on the cover)
All the video clerks they tease me
Is gonna be PIrates for the 300th time
Is it gonna be Sweeney or Jump Street
Oh God, he always looks so fine
I'm a little obsessive, but I don't really care
Cause there's millions like me
Addicted to "Johnny D"

Johnny's my big screen crush
The man I would love to touch
He steals my heart and then
I hit rewind again
I hit rewind again

Don Juan Demarco - I was with him on the beach
Edward Scissorhands - How I love that sexy freak
If I had my way, he'd be Sam, I'd be Joon
And we'd be making movies here in my bedroom

Johnny can't get you off my mind
Smiling at me in the supermarket line
Can't wait till my next erotic dream
Wonder what character you're gonna be

Johnny's my big screen crush (Ooh, Johnny!)
The man I would love to touch (He's my Johnny!)
He steals my heart and then
Gonna push rewind, see him one more time
Ooh you're my Johnny!
My sweet little Johnny
You steal my heart and then
I hit rewind again
I hit rewind again

Johnny Depp, you're deep
I'd like to watch you when you sleep
And smell the shirt in which you slept
Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp, you're hip
I'd like to bite your lower lip
And scrunch your Edward Scissor-hair
Johnny bear

You've got tattoos, one said "Winona", I know
But you broke up with her, and now it just says
"Wino"

Johnny Depp, you're cruel
You're the harbinger of drool
Mow my lawn without a shirt
Johnny dirt

John A, John B, John C, John D, John EEEEEEE

Well, you like girls with foreign accents, tiny
waists,
I'm not a waif, but I could love you more than you
would
Probably deserve...

Johnny Depp, you're the bomb
If you'd come to meet my mom
I'd cry a single, salty tear
Johnny dear

John A, John B, John C, John D, John EEEEEE

After a failed attempt to rescue his former first mate, Joshamee Gibbs (Kevin McNally) in London, England, Jack is brought before King George II (Richard Griffiths). The king wants Jack to guide an expedition to the Fountain of Youth before the Spanish locate it. Heading the expedition is Jack's old nemesis, Captain Hector Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush), now a privateer in service to the British Navy after having lost Jack's ship, the Black Pearl, as well as his leg.
Jack escapes, but his father, Captain Teague (Keith Richards), finds him and warns Jack about the Fountain's tests. He also reveals that someone is impersonating Jack. The impostor is Angelica (Penélope Cruz), Jack's former lover and daughter of the ruthless pirate Blackbeard (Ian McShane), who possesses supernatural powers and practices voodoo magic.
Jack is taken aboard Blackbeard's ship, the Queen Anne's Revenge, and forced to lead the way to the Fountain, and to find two silver chalices once belonging to Juan Ponce de León, believed to be aboard his grounded ship. The Fountain's water must be drunk simultaneously from the two chalices. The person drinking from the chalice containing a mermaid's tear has their life extended, while the other person dies, their years of life drained from their body. Meanwhile, Gibbs barters with Barbossa to guide him and his crew to the Fountain, as he has memorized and destroyed Sparrow's map.
Blackbeard wants the Fountain's power to circumvent his predestined fatal encounter with a one-legged man, and sets a course for Whitecap Bay. There, he traps a mermaid (Àstrid Bergès-Frisbey) that Philip Swift (Sam Claflin), a captive missionary, falls in love with and names Syrena. Blackbeard then sends Sparrow to retrieve the chalices from de León's ship. When Sparrow finds the decaying vessel, Barbossa is waiting inside: the Spanish have already taken the chalices.
Barbossa, who only seeks revenge against Blackbeard for capturing the Black Pearl and forcing Barbossa to amputate his own leg to escape, joins forces with Jack to defeat Blackbeard. They then head to the nearby Spanish camp to steal the chalices. Meanwhile, Syrena, who returns Philip's love, is tricked into shedding a tear, which Blackbeard collects, then leaves her to die while forcing Philip to go with him. Sparrow returns with the chalices and Gibbs, who he had reunited with while helping Barbossa. Jack negotiates with Blackbeard to return his confiscated magical compass and to let Gibbs go free in exchange for the chalices and his leading them to the Fountain. Blackbeard agrees, and Gibbs departs with Jack's compass.
At the Fountain, Blackbeard and his crew are attacked by Barbossa, then the Spanish, sent by their king to destroy the Fountain, believing its power is an abomination against God. After an intense battle, Barbossa stabs Blackbeard with a poison-laced sword that also wounds Angelica. Barbossa claims Blackbeard's magical sword, and assuming command, leaves with Blackbeard's crew. Philip, though mortally wounded, escapes and returns to free Syrena. After finding the chalices that the Spaniards had tossed into deep water, Syrena gives them to Jack, then retrieves the dying Phillip, taking him underwater to save his life.
As both Blackbeard and Angelica lay dying, Blackbeard wants his daughter to sacrifice herself to save him. Angelica willingly agrees, but Jack secretly switches the chalices, giving her the one containing the tear, thus sparing her life and killing Blackbeard. Although they declare their love, Jack, knowing she may avenge her father's death, strands her on an island (with only a pistol loaded with one shot), intending for a passing ship to pick her up. Meanwhile, Barbossa, who now commands the Queen Anne's Revnege, renounces his ties to the crown and reverts to piracy. Jack finds Gibbs, who used Jack's compass to locate the Revenge and retrieve the Black Pearl, as well as the other captured ships that Blackbeard had magically shrunk and bottled. The two head off, hoping to find a way to return the Pearl to its original size.
In a post-credits scene, Angelica, still on the island, finds Blackbeard's voodoo doll of Jack, which has washed ashore.

I sit alone in my room and i am thinking about you,
like every night.I am thinking about how empty my
life would be if u didn't exist.This thought just
made me cry.I don't want to do such thoughts.I HATE THEM.
You are so far away from me but i can feel you next to me.
I turn my head and i can see you standing there,behind me.
I am trying to touch you but i can't.The posters i have in
my room can make me the illusion that you are here but they
can't show me your bright eyes,your juicy lips or even your
smile..That smile which i can't live without.That smile
which gives me strength and hope to carry on.You can understand
how important you are to me.Noone can.Only me..they say that is
impossible to love someone you never met.I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
i do love you.i love everything about you.i love you till i die.
It's not a joke.it's something which comes from my heart.
If i had one wish i would wish you to be always happy ^_^
Because if u r happy,then i am too :) Maybe i will not have
the chance to meet you one day..But i will always have you
in my heart.YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING.


MrsDepp ♥

J is for June 9th the best day of the year
O is for outstanding acting talent
H is for having a great role model
N is for never letting me down
N is for not giving up
Y is for yelling to him, hoping he'll hear me

D is for DAMN! He's oh so sexy!
E is for excellent opinion on life
P is for PERFECT!
P is for praying I'll meet him someday.

You are the one for me..I love you so much my Angel <3
Noone can ever imagine how much i love you <3
YOU ARE THE KEY TO MY PARADISE <3